This is my story for Bryan that got me on Xanga in the first place. Though the smilies are disabled i still like it.....
It was a dark and stormy night, all night. Then Joe's alarm clock started buzzing and Joe was forced to get up. It goes without saying that he was pretty :banghead:. Joe got up and trudged to the bathroom to get ready for the day. Doing the normal which included the whole washing of the face and the brushing of the teeth :drool: Joe finished up in the bathroom and kind of fell down the stairs towards his car, and in doing so remembered he needed gas :scared: forcing him to go back into the house and scrounge for change from the cushins of the couch. Finding a good $2.57 :slaphappy: Joe headed back to the car because he needed to go meet some friends for lunch at good ol Taco Bell :veryhappy:.
As Joe was driving a UFO came down from outer space and slapped a tractor beam on Joe's very ugly car. Needless to say, Joe was crying :weeping: and well, messed himself. Once aboard the UFO, Joe looked around, and to his surprise saw about 7.23 aliens, all looking like Elvis :eyepopping:. Well it just so happened that Joe, was the founder and president of the I Wish Elvis Was Still Alive and Popping Out Awesome Songs and Records Alike club. So to try and make contact with this blue suede shoe wearing aliens, Joe came up with a plan :sly: and decided to try and communicate using Elvis song lyrics. So after several painstaking :bomb: attempts ending in fruitless talks about jails and hound dogs, Joe felt a little :tonguetied:.
So Joe felt pretty :dopey: when he realized that these "Kings" had to be able to understand english if they understood Elvis's songs. After several minutes of conversation, Joe had come to learn that these aliens were not Elvis wanna be's but instead Elvis was an alien. This left Joe feeling pretty :weeping:. And because Joe was :weeping: the aliens decided to take Joe and show him a good time around the solar system. So the aliens directed their ship to saturn, because i mean who wouldnt want to run and slide on Saturn's ring? and this made Joe pretty :hyper:.
After playing around on Saturn's ring the aliens took Joe sky diving on Venus, and since Venus is a planet of gas, they just picked him up at the other end of the planet, and he jsut fell back in the ship. So after doing this Joe was pretty stinking :tired:. So the Elvites started the trip back to Earth for good ol Joe. Realizing that no alien ship has ever taken a person and not probed :eyepopping: them, they had to swear Joe to :ziplip:. Joe said that he would :ziplip: as long as the Elvites promise to come and pick him up once a year to hang out around the solar system. Agreeing to this Joe was pretty :bouncy:. So after being dropped off, car and all, in Simpsonville, Joe :wave: goodbye and marked his calendar for one year from that day.
365.25 days later, Joe was never seen again :sigh:, and no one knew what happened. No one until now. | 
